Logic and Games, Lawsuit Edition

* What to do when the house you just bought turns out to be haunted? Sue, of course. [Google Scholar]

* What to do when a $40,000 donation doesn't get your kid into college? Sue, of course. [Slate]

* The Simpsons imagines a world without lawyers where the above lawsuits never happen. [YouTube]

* Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia says women don't have constitutional protection against discrimination. In other news, he hasn't gotten laid since making that statement. [Huffington Post]

* Police can't go through your cell phone after they pull you over, or can they? High school kids had better cut back on the sexting. [Ars Technica]

* Republican state lawmakers have their own take on the 14th amendment. [Above The Law]

* Want to skip 3 years of law school? Buy your law degree on eBay for $200,000. [ABA Journal]