* What to do when the house you just bought turns out to be haunted? Sue, of course. [Google Scholar]
* What to do when a $40,000 donation doesn't get your kid into college? Sue, of course. [Slate]
* The Simpsons imagines a world without lawyers where the above lawsuits never happen. [YouTube]
* Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia says women don't have constitutional protection against discrimination. In other news, he hasn't gotten laid since making that statement. [Huffington Post]
* Police can't go through your cell phone after they pull you over, or can they? High school kids had better cut back on the sexting. [Ars Technica]
* Republican state lawmakers have their own take on the 14th amendment. [Above The Law]
* Want to skip 3 years of law school? Buy your law degree on eBay for $200,000. [ABA Journal]

