So, I decided to make some LSAT-themed shirts, hoodies, and mugs instead.
Check 'em out!
Shirts
True, LSAT shirts aren't the best clubbing attire. However, they're a great morale-booster for Test Day and your practice tests in the weeks before your exam.
Oh, and did I mention a recent survey showing Lucky LSAT Shirts™ are 5000% luckier than regular T-shirts?*
I know they're lucky because I stole them from a leprechaun.
Not only will you be better prepared than the kid who brings 15 erasers, but you'll look damn sexy at the same time.
After Test Day, they'll help you get through the 3-week-wait for your score. However, it is not recommended to wear the same Lucky LSAT Shirt™ for the entire 3 weeks without washing.
*Survey may be flawed due to biased questions.
(Ex of flaw: PrepTest35-Oct 02, S1, Q15=p224 in Next 10)
Mugs
You can now get Lucky LSAT Mugs™ for coffee, tea, and beer.
Lucky LSAT Coffee/Tea Mug:
Use for coffee or tea while studying to help you stay awake and focused.
According to recent studies, coffee/tea is 3000% more effective* in a Lucky LSAT Mug™, and you'll never have to get up to pee.
*Studies may be flawed due to contact between control group and experimental group.
(Ex of flaw: PrepTest 38-Oct 02, S4, Q13=p345 in Next 10)
Lucky LSAT Beer Mug:
"Negate" potential hangover effects and make it through the 3 weeks between Test Day and the score release date.
You know how keeping books under your pillow allows you to study while sleeping?
A poll of hot young things at the local pub found that drinking your beer out of a Lucky LSAT Beer Mug™ makes you 7000% more attractive*.
Every drink you have from this mug while waiting the 3 weeks after Test Day increases your score by half a point!
*Poll may be flawed due to unrepresentative sample.
(Ex of flaw: PrepTest 30-Dec 99, S4, Q5=p71 in Next 10)
Also see:
Keychains, Magnets, Stickers, and Buttons
(Like much of this post, the use of ™ is a joke. The stuff is real and awesome, though.)
Hahaha
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